Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(
chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
« Go Back
Once there was a really fit girl opposite me on a trainand I said to her "I'd love to put my DICK in between your TITS and have SEX WITH YOUR TITS"
I didn't realise what that sounded like until after I raped her. Silly me!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, 9 replies)
Sexy potatoesfavourite of all the starchy, earth-based veg.
(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:34,
closed)
Me either, ancrennehence the image above.
(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:40,
closed)
*frowns**notclicks*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)
*purrs*Now stroke me behind the ears please.
(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44,
closed)
*pounces**miaos*
*gives up and finds something better to do*
*shows arse*
*preens*
(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:06,
closed)
« Go Back