Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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gay kittensi recently got two new kittens, and being a little unsure of their surroundings they hid in the closet the first few days. i was outside having a cigarette and my roommate came out and asked, 'how are the kittens?' i replied, 'they're fine but they won't come out of the closet.' now he feels very sorry for the poor gay kitties who can't accept their sexual orientation.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 5:52, Reply)
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