Dear annoying brain-absent patronising cuntwomble of a boss
Learn to say the fucking word 'specific'.

It's not 'Pacific','Peciffick','syffick' or any other fucking way you mangle it you retarded pissweasel.

It's three fucking syllables you pathetic failed abortion, all of which you can perfectly pronounce in other words so I'm starting to think you do it to piss people off. I think you think (if you can think) that it sounds cute. It doesn't. It makes you sound mentally deficient in a 'when is she going to stop smiling, smiling, smiling and rocking backwards and forwards while desperately clutching her knees in case they randomly fall off' sort of way.

In fact outside work, I bet you use the word 'ickle' when you mean little. You're over 50 for fuck's sake, that ceases to be cute the instant you reach your eighth birthday or lose your virginity, whichever is the sooner.

Please stop it now or I will kill you with hammers or gas you like badgers.
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:49, 2 replies)

Retarded Pissweasel.
You got a click for the first 2 sentences alone! Ha!
I'll read the rest now.
(CheeseyPeas, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:46, closed)

(spook)
Little worried about someone managing to invoke the "whichever is the sooner" clause between reaching 8 years old and losing their virginity.

Stays away from 7 year olds
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, closed)