Bog roll and milk bottles
Having to 'un-do' a new bogroll. This makes me rage hardcore... It's so hard not to tear the fucking thing apart in a rage. Even though it seems to like tearing itself apart anyway. Either that, or the sheets go their separate ways, so then the 2-ply doesn't stick together properly and you're wiping your rusty brown eye with sandpaper-like bogroll.

I also hate opening new bottles of milk. That stupid lid you have to tear off always either:
-breaks. That little tab tears off so then you have to stab it open with your teeth (or knife, if you're well posh, like)
-if the tab doesn't tear off, the lid opening always splats you with a little bit of milk. I hate smelling like milk.
(plecko, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:42, 4 replies)

My diagnosis....
you are a mong with rage issues.

NEXT!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:13, closed)

I like the foil inner lids on milk bottles because they make it obvious when some dirty git has opened a bottle, swigged some and put it back on the shelf.
I've found that quite a bit lately so I always check now.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:21, closed)

I always..
Keep a small paper knife next to my toilet, exclusively for the purpose of "starting" toilet rolls off. Different brands require different techniques, some require the delicate attention of small nail scissors to ensure a clean start. Maybe you could open up the whole pack and spend a few minutes preparing each roll to avoid stress at what should be the most relaxing and enjoyable of times.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:01, closed)

Milkmen are the answer!
A couple of years ago I started having my milk delivered. It's a bit more expensive, but it worked out cheaper overall because I wasn't popping to the local corner shop or supermarket "for some milk" and coming back with six bags of other stuff that I'd bought on impulse while I was there.

If you ask them nicely they'll even start off your bogroll for you, though they'll want to do this when they call round at sparrowfart o'clock, so most sane people who don't work nights won't be interested.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:20, closed)