KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Aged 12My friend Ben, who was incredibly competetive, had performed significantly worse than I in a test. Time for some gloatage!
So, as we walk out the classroom and into the courtyard, I turn to him and say
"Just admit it Ben, when compared to me, you're just so stupi-"
And smacked face-first into a pillar cos I wasn't looking.
Bah.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:28, 2 replies)
I was onceperving at a girl on the other side of the street, and walked right into a lamp post.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33,
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HA HA!I did this as well! When I was about 18 and I was on holiday with my girl pals, we were on the look out boys. I wandered out of a pub and was straining my neck to get a good view of the lads walking in when I smashed my face into a patio door. No major hurt except my poor pride!!!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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