What goes around...
Picture the scene: it’s 1991 and ScousersPet is an awkward 14 year old, who is sufficiently small (sub five foot) and skinny (sub 6 stone) to have been give the nickname “Runt”, and is bullied mercilessly by a fellow classmate as his all-boys school. We will call the tormentor “Keith” for that was his name. Keith was a good head bigger than ScousersPet and a fair bit heavier and takes great delight in inflicting tortures that leave no mark, such as hair-pulling and painful joint manipulation. Keith makes our hero’s life a complete misery for two years, until they both leave the school at 16 in 1993.

Spin on three years, ScousersPet is 19 and has finally grown up – he is 6’2”, quite heavily muscled and has started a promising kick-boxing career (only halted by a series of injuries) and he finds himself stood in a bar in the rougher end of town. He has spent most of the night trying to impress a cute, 18 year old goth chick, that he had met the week before, but was getting nowhere and had started to consider cutting his losses and leaving. Whilst stood at the bar, ScousersPet glances to his right and spots someone he recognises. After a few moments of dredging his booze-addled memory, he realised the scrawny, scabby little shit next to him is the very same Keith who made him so miserable all those years before and, not only that, he had clearly not grown any since was 16.

Upon spotting ScousersPet looking at him, Keith does a comedy panic-jump as he clearly recognises the victim of his two years torture who is now much, much bigger than he. So ScousersPet brings the meeting to it’s inevitable conclusion: he buys Keith a pint and asks him how his life was going – not bad, but not great, as it turned out, he was a binman, so was on pretty good money, but had developed a nasty substance habit, so was permabroke. Conversation goes on for half an hour or so before they go their separate ways.

So what is karmic about that, I hear you cry (type). Well, cute, goth girl was still in the bar, getting more and more bored by the minute, since ScousersPet had abandoned her to talk to Keith. When he returned to her, she demanded to know where he had been for so long. ScousersPet regaled her with the tale of the bully and the chance meeting. Goth girl suddenly becomes very impressed with ScousersPet and, not long after, sucks him off in the bogs.

Good things happen to those who do good things.
(ScousersPet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:21, 5 replies)

Ahhhh
I love a happy ending.
(Blue_in_Exile, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:28, closed)

^And I love...
...a good romantic tale!
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, closed)

awesome
1) Find hot goth chick
2) pretend to have been bullied
3) profit.

Any chance karma would come back to bite me on the arse for this one?
I think not!
(acharps, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:06, closed)

What a lovely tale
especially being sucked off by cute goth girl
( Weetobix, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, closed)

In the bogs, eh?
who says romance is dead?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:48, closed)