the war on slugs
My last garden was like a slug minefield.
It was a tiny garden but must have contained well over 200 of the little fuckers. I think they came in after the rabbits food. Woe betide you if you went outside in bare feet. The feeling of stepping in a slug is unforgettable - you feel its cold slimy body squelching under the pressure and then it bursts sickeningly and guts squirt up between your toes.
I tried a few times killing them all to prevent their return. Made no difference at all. After salting them for a couple of nights all the little corpses had either dissolved or been eaten leaving huge gobbets of slime everywhere. It looked like an elephant had sneezed.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 6:46, 3 replies)

Give 'em a bit of
salty love.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 6:51, closed)

Thousands of the fuckers around here
Used to go round with a knife to cut them in half, then found out that slug pellets work much better.

Not even the younglings survived.
(Lukeo, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 7:22, closed)

Some people make money from slugs & snails!
www.radioaustralia.net.au/innovations/stories/s1823563.htm
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 7:46, closed)