Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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For my unborn child.If Jordan gives birth to a fine Irish son
There will be Cocktails and Dreams for him one day to run
A business that will yield the financial windfall
To be franchised in every suburban shopping mall.
If a daughter arrives to bless our clan
I guess the shit will finally hit the fan
But this I shall promise thee
I'll never let her marry a guy like me.
Still if our child is the naughtiet of girls or the wildest of young men
I swear I'll be the best dad I can
And never ever get spooked again.
Regards,
Tom.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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...and if Tom has a child that's an operating ThetanI'll eat my fucking hat and stop being a B3tan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:59,
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