Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My Mum, bless her,told me that if you spend too much time sitting on the toilet, your colon falls out. And that sufferers have to push it back in while they're walking about, and it hurts.
I still have vivid mental images of your colon sticking out like a fat grey worm from your arse and having to poke it back in to stop walking bow-leggedly.
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