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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My budgie flew away
and then next day when I got home from school there was an identical one in his old cage, to which my parents told me "oh, he must have come back!" Broke my heart when I finally twigged that it wasn't the same one.

Although to be fair I was the little sod who let the first budgie out in the first place.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 15:31, Reply)

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