Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Peters & LeeWhen I asked why Peters (or was it Lee) was blind, my mum told me it was because he didn't wash his hands after playing out and had rubbed his eyes. Only a mum could co-opt a blind man into their never-ending quest for child hygiene.
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