Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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this just happened the other day...those 'Power is an aphrodisiac' boards- my sister (12) asked what an aphrodisiac was. An uncomfortable silence broke out, then my dad said, 'It's the fifth teletubby.'
Not entirely a lie, as we all burst out laughing and she didn't believe him, but I still think it's worthy of posting.
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