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I'm a 15-year-old Mensan who wants to leave school and make her fortune writing novels and designing webbys. I've got two of my own, very simple, webbys. www.freewebs.com/hannahs_homepage, and www.freewebs.com/hannahs_stories. I've combined my two favourite things for the second one, which at the moment only has one story in it. With that I'm going to make a book called 'Tales of the Manor House'. I also once had a really crap poem published in a really crap book. You don't want to read it. Either the book or the poem.
If anyone can get any of my stories published I would love them forever and ever.

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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

A friend of mine
decided to dump her boyfriend on his birthday. She was copying a CD of hers for him, and decided to add an extra track on the end. This extra track consisted of about four of us singing 'You're dumped' down her computer microphone (note: we can't sing) for three minutes.
They stayed friends, but not for long.
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 20:29, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

this just happened the other day...
those 'Power is an aphrodisiac' boards- my sister (12) asked what an aphrodisiac was. An uncomfortable silence broke out, then my dad said, 'It's the fifth teletubby.'
Not entirely a lie, as we all burst out laughing and she didn't believe him, but I still think it's worthy of posting.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 19:08, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Barbie Girl by Aqua
The first CD I ever had. Which is completely humiliating. I hate that song SO MUCH.
Thankfully, it eventually disappeared.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 21:14, More)

» Worst Record Ever

And another one...
I used to be a band with my sister. We wrote a song, and the first verse goes as such...
'You smell like a cow and you eat cheese pasties (repeat x3)...cheeeeeeeeeese pasties!'
I WAS nine at the time.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 21:25, More)

» My Worst Vomit

A friend of mine
said she felt ill in the middle of a geography lesson, but the teacher wouldn't let her leave. Ten minutes later, she repeats that she feels sick. Teacher still won't let her leave. FIfteen minutes later, we're getting up to leave, and she does a spectacular projectile vomit all over the floor...and said geography teacher.

Oh, and I might as well put my own contribution in. I was out once and felt really sick outside a shop. While my companions went in, I waited outside and tried to aim my puke inside one of those upside-down-V-sign thingies (I know they have a name). However, my head had a will of its own and I threw up all over it instead. We scooted before the shop owner noticed.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:10, More)
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