Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Well.I once saw an advert for a magazine on the side of a bus. One of the articles I could see was that old classic: "Why rich women have more orgasms..."
Now, me being at that nasty mischievious age, decided to ask my mum whilst we're driving along what an orgasm was, knowing quite well (from playground know-how) what it was. Her reply still makes me laugh to this day... "Uhh, ermmm. It's a type of plant. Now shut up Jamie...."
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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 19:15,
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