Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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car paintwhen i was about 7 or 8, i forget, it was april fools day...
i wandered into my parents room in the morning (it was saturday) and my dad, being the cheeky sod that he is, told me that the nigth b4 it had rained so hard that all the paint on our bright red renault espace had washed off and the car was a bright silver colour. i didn't believe him, but he sed that it most definetly had, and that he had already had a look. i walked over to the window and looked out to the street, and to my immense dissapointment it was still red.
me and my brothers got him back tho, when we hid the bacon in the tumble-dryer and he went all the way to sainsbury's in his bloody dressing gown to buy some more! fooligan
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