Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Animal accessoriesWhen i was little we had a doberman who was er, to put it polietly, rather well-endowed. Whenever Zak (for 'twas his name) would get aroused - ie get a stiffy - I would ask my mother what it was - 'his lipstick' was her rather succint reply. Likewise, whenever the daft beast would attempt to lick it, my parents would tell me he was 'puttin his lipstick on'. I always remember telling the rest of my class (infant school) that two dogs shaggin in the playground were 'sharing his lipstick' - the shame, oh, the shame...
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