Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Also...whenever my mother would go out for the evening, i would pester my dad with 'where's my mam, what time is she coming back' - he would alsways tell me that she had 'ran off with a big black man and isnt coming back' - i used to cry myself to sleep everytime! And of course she'd be there the next morning..hungover and smelling of gin usualy~!
however, the ironic thing is as i grew up, i realised i was gay and had a thing for 'big black men' - wonder if i do it just to spite them (my parents) a little bit....lol
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