Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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wee-wee stealing fly-flysWhen I was about ten, and my cousin about 5 - I told him that airplanes wanted to steal his 'tassel'. Read: penis. For about two years, he would run screaming to hide inside whenever he heard or saw any plane/helicopter in the sky. My grandmother finally found out why, and I copped a fair bit of flak.
Worth it though - it's his 21st soon, may have to remind him.
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