Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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standard parental liesEvery Year my dad would say that christmas had been cancelled. After about 12 years of him saying this, it had got to the Stage of his announcements would be met with a half bored 'yes dad, you say that every year.' The other lie he repeated to my mother and even to me, 'No I am not seeing that woman, margaret'. Then he fucked off to be with this woman when I was 13.
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