Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My DummyWhen I was very little (about two) my mum told me that Father Christmas had just rung to tell her I was now too old for my dummy and she would have to throw it away. She used this excuse with quite a few things and due to the importantance of staying on the good side of Father Christmas, I'd do it without question.
So when she told me that Father Christmas wasn't real I was annoyed for so many reasons.
Pure evil. Oh well, the jokes on her because guess who's inherited this evil. he he
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