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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Not really a lie as such, but...
As a youth, I'd never eaten a plum before. Upon asking my father 'What do Plums taste like Dad?', a thin smile curled round on his face, and he replied 'Only women and gay blokes know the answer to that one, son.' Dirty old bugger...
(, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 17:53, Reply)

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