Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Natural GasMy Dad told me that Natural Gas was elephant farts and the way they fill lighters was to stick them up am elephants bum and wait till they fart. So to save the elephants from this cruel and unusual torture we should never play with lighters and waste the gas. Some people should never be allowed to breed.
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