Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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The Mushroom ManWhen i was about 7 or 8 i used to try and sneak off down the park with my friends, however my mum wasn't keen on this idea. So she told me, if i went down to the park without her, a Mushroom man would catch me, and turn me into Campbells Mushroom Soup. So of course i used to wait at the edge of the park for a 6ft tall walking mushroom. Looking back on, i suppose it was better her saying that than, an evil peadofile would get me.
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