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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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School Teacher/Palm Reader liar
Not my parents, but at a school fair when I was about 5, one of my teachers had a palm reading stall... So I paid my 10p and she started reading my palm...

"oooooooh" she said

"Your life line says you won't live to see 20"

... 5 years old and she tells me i will die before I was 20... I tell you my 20th birthday was a joyous fecking day...

Granted... i probably deserved it... i was a proper shit at school.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 12:51, Reply)

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