Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Bicycle pumpsOne dull afternoon, a friend and I were playing in the street outside his house, seeing who could make the best fart/squeek noise by putting the end of a bike pump in his belly button and pumping.
His mum came out and told us off saying "you will inflate your bellies and might die". Needless to say we saw the lie for what it was and went elsewhere to continue our [non-gay] pumping.
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Bonce, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 14:39,
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