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I am responsible for Frank the Cat's website - www.cathospital.co.uk, which took 4m hits in a year after the global media and members of b3ta discovered the pure joy of it's cute shaved kitty webcam.

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Booking for dinner

clicky for biggy

(Wed 27th Aug 2003, 21:57, More)

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Still-born foal
I once stopped off for supplies at Tesco Superstore in Luton whilst on a long car journey with my girlfriend and sister.

They went to use the ladies, and both came out white faced but laughing. Apparently one of the cubicles was blocked with the largest single stool either of them had ever seen. A single shite as thick as a babies arm, round the u-bend at one end and nearly up to the rim at the other. This is in the *ladies* loo, remember.

So we went to customer services and told the harrassed lady behind the counter who told us that this was the fourth or fifth complaint she'd received in the last hour and she'd been trying to flush it away for ages.

"There's only one thing for it" she said, and pulled on some blue rubber gloves. We watched in amazement as she picked a knife and fork out of the canteen cutlery trolley and went to slice it into flushable chunks. Ick!

So don't use the cutlery in Luton Tescos!
(Thu 6th May 2004, 11:54, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Bicycle pumps
One dull afternoon, a friend and I were playing in the street outside his house, seeing who could make the best fart/squeek noise by putting the end of a bike pump in his belly button and pumping.

His mum came out and told us off saying "you will inflate your bellies and might die". Needless to say we saw the lie for what it was and went elsewhere to continue our [non-gay] pumping.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 14:39, More)