Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Birth ControlWhen I was little, I asked my mom what birth control was. She said it was eating healthy foods like salads and vegetables.
She'll deny it to this day, but she's lying.
Good thing I'm ugly or I would have made a lot of girls pregnant by now.
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