Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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My Mother is EvilMy mum told me that the gunk you find in your eyes in the morning was Bird Poo!
She went on to describe the way that birds could find their way into your bedroom at night and leave their little droppings behind! This has disturbed me ever since..
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