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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Parental lies
When I was little we'd get about 6 or 7 different icecream vans that would visit at various times. We were told that only one of them washed his hands so that was the only one we could use.

A friend of mine was told that if the ice cream van was playing it's jingle then it meant it had run out of icecream.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 16:27, Reply)

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