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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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i was always told that a haggis was a furry creature that lives in Scotland. It had one leg longer than the other, so it could run around mountains eating thistles and whatnot. The way you catch a haggis is to scare it, so it turns around and falls down the mountainside (due to it's different leg lengths) and the it lands in nets.
I hate my dad
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 4:01, Reply)

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