Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Rubber GumMy best friend's little brother found some of his dad's condoms one day. Their dad couldn't make up anything on the spot, so my friend told him that it was alcoholic gum and he shouldn't mess with it because alcohol is for adults. Well, you know how defiant kids are. I'm just glad the little tyke wasn't alergic to latex, seeing as how in that case it would have been a "food allergy".
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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 18 Jan 2004, 5:29,
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