Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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No parents again...Well, this one doesn't involve my parents either, but we've got this really thick friend and we'd blagg her head whenever we got stoned.
Me and a friend would pretend to her that we were psychic. I'd ask him to think of an animal, then pull a "concentrating hard" face for a bit, and say the name of any old animal, to which my friend would always reply "Yes, that's right."
Our slightly moronic friend really believed that I could read my other friend's mind. We could do it again and again, and she never saw what we were doing. Fabulous.
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