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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My parents were a bit funny about lies, they never let me believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy.... but they did tell me that thunder was the angels moving their furniture about in heaven... believed that one for years.

I told my brother one day that there was this really special type of cola that only really special kids could get and that it just turned black if you were good... Next day I went to get him a can and opened 2 black ink cartridges into it..... cue 2 week grounding!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 17:02, Reply)

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