Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Thanks dad..My dad's always told me that the Aids virus was caused by American scientists, who got, say funky with some monkeys one night in the lab. I believed him.
In the general studies exam today for the final question of how to improve the worlds poverty and Aids problems, I wrote that Aids was all the Americans fault, and they should give more money etc etc.
I told my dad what I wrote for the exam, and he's still on the floor laughing ten minutes later...
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