Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Archaeologists, Postman Pat and Sex!When I was wee I wanted to be an archaeologist and my sis told me that you have to dig around in dogs' dirt and aren't allowed to wear gloves...changed career path after that!
She also told me Postman Pat had died in a terrible accident in Greendale - I was supposed to cry for a game we were playing! I howled - he was my hero!
Lastly - she told me that every time I left the house, mum and dad had sex in my bed. They think this is hilarious and still all slag me today! It took me ages to give them a key to my flat...funny that!!
She is lovely really, just that I'm a gulla bull!! ;0)
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