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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Deaf?
When walking past a shop that sold hearing aids, my Dad came up this this little pearl of wisdom:

"Do you know why they write the sign in large letters?", pointing to the name of the shop over the window.
"It's so deaf people can read it."

Hmmm.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 8:47, Reply)

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