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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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lies my grandpa told me and my cousin
My grandpa had some skin problems for which he had to put thick layers of white cream on his face every night. This we didnt know. When I was was sleeping over with my cousin he came down one night, with his white, cremed face, wearing a large towel wrapped around his head, and his bathrobe on. While we were watching tv he was yelling at my grandma, "Ma, where did you leave my circus shoes?! You know I have to be there in half an hour to do my show! Now im running late!".

My cousin and me were both shocked and could do nothing but stare at what was going on, our grandpa was a circus clown......
(, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:24, Reply)

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