Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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MapperDoes Mapper really expect us to believe that his Mum sent him on a coach to Peru.
I have checked with National Express and the furthest south they go is Tegucigalpa in central Honduras.
Come on Mapper if you're going to lie, at least make it believable.
ps - My mates mum used to tell us she was chewing her tongue when really she was enjoying one of Mr Wrigleys minty sticks.
Don't tell an 8 year old to try chewing his / her tongue - it frickin hurts. Whore
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:14,
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