Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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mummy smellsI was "helping" my girlfriend at the time babysit her nextdoor neighbour's 3 and 6 year old angelic children. We had taken a break from "Helping" when the 6 year old one came down having had a nightmare. My ex went into the kitchen to heat some milk. ERROR!!!! It was at this time that I told him that "Mummy smells of Bollocks." Not knowing what bollocks were he didn't understand the implications of wht would happen when he repeated the phrase to his Mum. Poor thing got a hiding. Needless to say she doesn't smell of bollocks.
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