Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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To insignificantsnivellinglittleturdOk OK, I did exaggerate the truth a little, but I need to pull you up on something here. The Dear old mint sucking Queen Mum was a joy to know. I first met her on an African Safari which my mum treated me to as a Christmas present. Old Queenie kept us entertained for hours by juggling rainbow Trout with her ears. Oh how we’d laugh!
NOW, If, (As insignificantsnivellinglittleturd would want us to believe) Queenie was infact a robot, how the fuck would she be able to sustain hours of constant battering from the afore mentioned fish without denting? This disproves your absurd theory and adds as a constant reminder to me not to hang around with fishy old Queens. (Not that I do)
Peas are ok I Guess
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