Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Planet ZarkMr insignificantsnivellinglittleturd.
I think our paths may have crossed somewhere back in my warped life because my mum did indeed, as a special Christmas treat, send me to the planet Zark. Anyway I’d like to share a story which still makes me laugh to this day. My Aunt Maisy, being a smoker herself, would warn me tirelessly about the harmful efects which smoking could lead to. To this day I love going around to hers and taking the piss out of the old bag doubled over and wriddled with cancer. Still, she’ll be dead soon……….Cow!
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