Miss "J" sometimes gets stabby
2 doors down from me lives a quiet lady who spends most of her waking time either shopping with her dad or in the house with her headphones on.

About 15 years ago she was living a normal life until her partner decided to fuck her best friend. Catching them literally in the act of "Hide the Porky" resulted in her grabbing a knife and stabbing him to death there and then. Obviously this was a bit of a no-no; J was sectioned and was found to have massive anger swings so a swift prescription of pills and regular monitoring etc come into play. A few years past of good behavior and taking into account she now has no reason to get all "Chucky" she's been given a house in public and allowed to mingle again.

In fairness I get on great with her, you know, when she's not stabbing. And also when her old friend wasn't visiting.

She had a "lover" for a bit called Ernie. I'll call him this as he's dead now (poor bugger died of cancer about 5 years ago) but at least he went out with a bang. He used to regularly turn up at her house shouting for her from outside and occasionally going in for dodgy sex. Sometimes they didn't even bother going in the house; they'd just fuck in the front garden ("Morning! Lovely weather we're having here! Ah, I see you've gone for the doggy classic, excellent choice sir, by the way, green bags this week.")

She still lives there and keeps to herself, although the last thing I heard was she was in a relationship with some prison guy in America by mail. Stabby.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 18:14, 3 replies)

She actually sounds kinda awesome.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 18:34, closed)

I get on great with her
Wouldn't make truffle butter with her though in her front garden, fuck no.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 18:35, closed)

I'd stick to just watching if I were you.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 18:36, closed)