Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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injuryI had a summer job at uni - wading throgh meter mail in the Ipswich sorting office.
At the end of one of my shifts (8.30 pm - not really that arduous) we were told by the manager we had to stay late as some other sorting office had broken, or something, and was sending the lot to us to shuffle around the floor/ lose.
i was off to the pub so i had a bit of quick thinking to do.
the subsequent coversation went like this;
"magictorch, you need to stay to sort this mail. itll only take another hour."
"im sorry, i cant - ive got a bone in my foot."
"oh. oh, i see." (confused look) "i er... ok. see you on monday then."
"yes, bye bye."
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:35, 1 reply)
i say this to my kidsall the time if can't be fucked to do sommat. When they were little they'd say 'no you haven't', now they just call me a cunt.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:27, closed)
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