Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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outrageous liesA friend was traveling around America. On the whole he found pretty much everyone he met to be warm friendly erudite and hospitable except for one couple. They were brash loud and not to put to fine a point on it stupid. So he decided to lie to them. He told them he was aristocracy and yes he knew Princess Diana personally he pandered to their misconceptions about British life like everyone in bowler hats. As he got more drunk his lies became more outrageous.
"where did you say you are living at the moment buddy?"
"The Isle of White, currently off the south coast of England"
"Currently?"
"Yes we're moored there at the moment, but we may move again soon. You see the Isle of White is in fact motorised. The population was mainly elderly and didn't like the heat so we have been moored up somewhere cool for a while. But the population is becoming younger again so we may well move to the Caribbean"
Later on that night he heard them telling someone else about the amazing motorised island
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, 3 replies)
*Wight (, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:20, closed)
The Isle of White is just off the south coast of the Isle of Wight.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:09, closed)
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