Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I had a pilonidal cyst.A pilonidal cyst is a recurrent, painful, pus-filled abcess AT THE TOP OF YOUR ARSE CRACK.
They most commonly occur in hairy-arsed, overweight men.
I am a not-hairy-arsed, skinny girl.
I had surgery (after which I came around from the anesthesia singing "You'll Never Walk Alone") and was left with a gaping hole at the top of my crack, which healed itself - no scars or anything. But for the few weeks after the ball of packing fell out and before it filled itself in, it was the strangest feeling ever.
But the bottom line is, I had arse surgery. HA HA HA HA HA.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:19,
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