Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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To injure yourself once with a circular saw is unfortunate.........twice takes my alcoholic woodwork teacher, Mr Macy. He was within sight of pension when his missus left him and he took to the bottle.
First, he cuts his thumb clean off and it gets sewn back on.
Second, a year later, he is sawing something he dozes off, nods his head forward and he cuts his forehead!! This needless to say, it woke him out of his slumber quickly so he avoided serious injury.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:06, Reply)
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