Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Don't f*ck with metalwork guillotinesYear: 1967
Age: 12
Location: Boarding school in Singapore.
Story: Mate and me both out of bounds after school, (actually we were trying to see if any of the girls from the girls' house were sunbathing topless on the gym roof, which they did quite regularly)...They weren't so we went for a wander....
Stumble upon unlocked guillotine outside of metalwork room and decide to make Ninja stars from hardboard we found lying around.
Long story to short....shiny side of hardboard to shiny side of table = fucking disaster....Fingers slide under blade as we both push down on respective pedals.
I scream "STOP" and take foot off pedal, (they are MY fingers afterall), ....mate didn't.
Result: Tops of fingers sliced off clean as that baldie ref's whistle.
Apologies for length....I wish I had some elsewhere.
Pics available if I could find where to load the buggers.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 16:49, Reply)
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