Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My missing bits.As a baby my parents had me circumcised, pisses me off now, cos whenever my mates' girlfriends find out they always want to have a look. "ive never seen a real one" they say.
I say, if you whack your fanny out right now i'll show you, and they soon shut up.
Ive also had all four wisdom teeth out in one sitting, it fucking hurt and i wanted to beat three shades of shit out my dentist - wanker.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 13:49, Reply)
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