I was touched up by a ghost when I was younger
I was asleep when it happened but there was ectoplasm in my pants when I woke up so it deffo must have occurred. I hope it was a sexy, young, female ghost otherwise that'd be well gay!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:47, 6 replies)

Bet there was brine everywhere and the faint whiff of moist gammon in the air.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 8:57, closed)

I genuinely boiled a smoked bacon joint yesterday
I shit you not
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:01, closed)

Pulled jerk
or soup?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:03, closed)

I could not be less surprised, young master Hamlington.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:11, closed)

Had your mother left you a cup of tea by the bed when you woke up?

(Legless is a prick., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:04, closed)

Yes, but she'd run out of ice cream.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:11, closed)