Interesting to nobody: (EDITED EDITION; IGNORE THE MAIDEN ANGST)
Had a row with the boyfriend on Monday night - nothing earth shattering. He then went to visit his parents oop norf on Tuesday but forgot his phone, so he's been out of contact. Never mind...he bought Iron Maiden tickets for my birthday present, so we can sort things out & make up tomorrow!

Wait. Briefly reopened my facebook account to look for a photo I thought I'd left on there. Didn't find the photo...but did find the boyfriend's relationship status set to "single"...

Tl/dr: just found out I've been dumped...and worse, I'm not seeing Maiden on Sunday...

You may now take the piss.

EDIT OF GLEE:

...the tickets were in the "speckle" section (ie you need a cripple to get you in) and he couldn't find another one in time...I got to go after all!

WOOT!
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:37, 17 replies)

Don't worry
He probably just set it to single temporarily so he could shag someone while he's away.
(ringofyre, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:53, closed)

I wouldn't take the piss out of that
It's a bit of a shitty thing to do. Hopefully you'll be able to have a chat and sort things out when he gets back.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:58, closed)

how could any man
dangle iron maiden tickets in front of you, then rip them away so cruelly?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:17, closed)

i assume he has someone else in mind to take... :/
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:21, closed)

i hope he has the decency to do away with himself

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:59, closed)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 Aug 2013, 8:24, closed)

evil!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:00, closed)

:D
The Evil That Men Do....
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:11, closed)

IN YOUR FACE
- he couldn't find another cripple, so he had to take me after all

*WINS*
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:25, closed)

You still went after he did that to you?
I don't think you win at all, you fucking mug.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:29, closed)

well I didn't fuck him....
- and as I got to see my favourite band for precisely no money, I respectfully disagree. :)
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:42, closed)

You'll be fucking him again within a week.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:13, closed)

not this week
I'm busy shaving my toes. Or something.
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:21, closed)

:(

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:07, closed)

:)

( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:06, closed)

(^(^;;^)^)
TEAM SPIDERS ATTACK!
(^(^;;^)^)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:12, closed)

\o/

yays, lully spiders!
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 20:58, closed)

You never really......
..........liked Iron Maiden anyway.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:22, closed)

>:P

( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:30, closed)

Sorry to hear of your sorrow
Although you wouldn't have liked Iron Maiden this weekend.

I went Saturday - far too loud. You couldn't talk to the person next to you. People even stood up in front of me. And it was too dark to read my book.


(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 7:43, closed)

nobody stood up in front of me
...i was in the front of the mong section
/has Bruce sweat in her hair
/is never washing hair again
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:22, closed)

I hope you waved to the cameras at the beginning.
Glad you made it to see them.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 6:58, closed)

Tried to hide from the camera
...everyone else in my section (opposite yours, on a ramp slightly above/in front of the mosh pit) looked like broken military - felt kinda fraudulent :$
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:11, closed)

always look on the bright side of life..
;)
( Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16, closed)